So as you have undoubtedly already been told by FB, it's my birthday.
But this isn't about that.
Instead it's about how awesome the Pook is.
You might be asking how old I am. 
But that's not what you should be asking.
Instead you should be asking, what does a lucky fellow like me get as presents from such a wonderful girl. Well here's a list:
- Dominion: Dark Ages Expansion
- A Dremmel rotary tool
- A pull up bar 
- And the following DVD's 
- Apollo 13
- Platoon 
- Stand By Me
- The A-Team
- Brian Regan: Standing Up
- Penn & Teller's BS, Season 1
Two things to note about that list.
First, it's awesome. 
Second, it contains no clothing.
My Wife: A+++++++++++
 - 43
 - I asked for this. We'll see how well it goes. There will probably be a post in the future. Assuming my arms still work.
 - Which were technically also from the Bear. And I suppose the Bean by proxy.
 - I know, it's embarrassing that I didn't already own a copy.
 - But then that was obvious